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A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and
holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!". "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him, "BUT, they are sperm samples???" "DO IT!" he 阅读全文>> |
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讲个趣事，下面是情景再现： 今天早上上班，我骑着我的“小宝马”,晃悠悠的来到扬州大学门口时，习惯性的放慢速度，并且“一心三用”：一用来骑车，二用来看路，三用来欣赏美女（这点才是最主要的,我说的直白了点^-^,其实熟悉我的人都知道我有这习惯 3、热锅倒油，放番茄翻炒变软出水，放番茄酱继续番茄炒，倒入荸荠炒匀，似情况少加点水，并放糖和盐，最后用水淀米勾芡即可。 就爱酸甜味—番茄荸荠 |
