鲁能比赛的</SPAN>15</SPAN>个</SPAN>Why</SPAN>，京鲁沪没有最差只有更差</SPAN>
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李恒昌</SPAN>
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1</SPAN>、为什么队员没有上一场的“精气神”啦？</SPAN>
答曰：因为长春这个地方“太冷”啦！</SPAN>
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2</SPAN>、为什么队员在场上不大敢做动作了？</SPAN>
答曰：因为黄牌问题，俱乐部给我们谈话啦！</SPAN>
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3</SPAN>、为什么苑维玮镇守的左路被人打爆了？</SPAN>
答曰：因为俺的名字叫“</SPAN>14</SPAN>阿哥牌大漏勺”呀！</SPAN>
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4</SPAN>、为什么“</SPAN>14</SPAN>阿哥”要把球传到对方球员脚下呢？</SPAN>
答曰：因为今天是“七夕情人节”，对人家要有情有意啊！</SPAN>
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5</SPAN>、为什么桑德罗连个球也拿不住呀？</SPAN>
答曰：因为他不是球员，而是“标杆”啊！</SPAN>
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6</SPAN>、为什么“标杆外援”临门一脚踢空啦？</SPAN>
答曰：因为他从来没练过这门独门功夫呀！</SPAN>
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7</SPAN>、为什么桑德罗表现那么差图拔还用他？</SPAN>
答曰：因为图拔先生也知道不到黄河不死心、不见棺材不掉泪呀！</SPAN>
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8</SPAN>、为什么空霸韩鹏越来越差啦？</SPAN>
答曰：因为他大公无私，学会不给别人传球啦！</SPAN>
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9</SPAN>、为什么图拔把韩鹏、安塔尔、日科夫大牌球员全换下？</SPAN>
答曰：因为他们表现实在是太好啦！</SPAN>
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10</SPAN>、为什么神勇的西切罗总是被过呀？</SPAN>
答曰：因为他的年纪太小啦！</SPAN>
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11</SPAN>、为什么矫哲传球前总是习惯哆嗦呀？</SPAN>
答曰：这不是哆嗦，是科学观察啊！</SPAN>
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12</SPAN>、为什么图拔最后时刻想起大羽了？</SPAN>
答曰：因为变戏法的快要黔驴技穷啦！</SPAN>
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13</SPAN>、为什么出征前图拔口出狂言呀？</SPAN>
答曰：为了给自己壮胆啊！</SPAN>
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14</SPAN>、为什么这一场比赛和上一场比赛判若两队呀？</SPAN>
答曰：因为状态这东东就像爱情，“来得慢去得快”啊！</SPAN>
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15</SPAN>、为什么这一轮，鲁能输了，申花也输了，国安也没赢啊？</SPAN>
答曰：因为我们之间，没有最差只有更差，半斤五大两——大家一个熊样啊！</SPAN>
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2009</SPAN>年</SPAN>8</SPAN>月</SPAN>26</SPAN>日星期三</SPAN>
 
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