(5</SPAN>)厕所遇鬼</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>楚阳向去农村串门儿,在和亲戚们聊天时,亲戚告诉他,这里的厕所有鬼,不</SPAN> </SPAN>过,你不接受鬼的东西,鬼就不会伤害你。可能是水土不服的原因,到了晚上,楚阳向</SPAN> </SPAN>的肚子痛得要命。实在没办法,楚阳向只好怀着恐惧的心理,硬着头皮去了厕所。楚阳</SPAN> </SPAN>向刚蹲下,便听到鬼的声音:</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>“</SPAN>要红色的手纸还是白色的手纸?</SPAN>” </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>楚阳向知道不能接受鬼的东西,便答道:</SPAN>“</SPAN>我一直用报纸。</SPAN>” </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>看样子,楚阳向是得了痢疾,过了不一会儿,楚阳向又跑到了厕所,不过,这</SPAN> </SPAN>次,他不再害怕了。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>鬼看到楚阳向后,又伸出手说道:</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> “</SPAN>要《青年日报》还是《中央日报》?</SPAN>” </SPAN> </SPAN> “</SPAN>我一直用体育类报纸。</SPAN>” </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>夜里,楚阳向第三次上厕所。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> “</SPAN>要《青年体育》还是《中央体育》?</SPAN>”</SPAN>鬼问。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> “......</SPAN>我</SPAN>......</SPAN>我只想撒尿。</SPAN>” </SPAN> (</SPAN>6</SPAN>)猛鬼电话</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>以前打电话,号码不像现在用按的,是用手指插进一个有洞的圆盘用拨的。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>话说从前从前</SPAN>...... </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>小明家的电话号码是444</SPAN>─</SPAN>4444,常常有奇怪的电话打进来</SPAN>..... </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>某天午夜</SPAN>12</SPAN>点的时候</SPAN>,</SPAN>电话响了,小明拿起话筒。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>电话那头用凄惨的声音说:「请问这里是444</SPAN>─</SPAN>4444吗?可不可以帮我打</SPAN> </SPAN>119报警?我好惨啊!</SPAN>.......</SPAN>」</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>小明:「你去找别人帮你,不要来找我!」</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>那人:「我只能打电话到444</SPAN>─</SPAN>4444,没办法打给别人。」</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>小明吓死了,赶快挂上电话,</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>只能打到444</SPAN>─</SPAN>4444</SPAN>? </SPAN>难道是鬼?!!</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>过了一会儿电话又响了,小明不敢接,</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>但是电话一直响</SPAN>....</SPAN>小明只好把电话接起来。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>那人:「请问这里是444</SPAN>─</SPAN>4444吗?可不可以帮我打119报警?我好惨</SPAN> </SPAN>啊!</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> ..............</SPAN>我的手指卡在电话拨孔里!」</SPAN> </SPAN>(</SPAN>7</SPAN>)见鬼</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>二位男子在万圣节化妆舞会后走路回家</SPAN>.. </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>当他们经过一个墓园时</SPAN>, </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>一时兴起要穿过此墓园</SPAN>. </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>当他们走到一半时便被一声声叩</SPAN>-</SPAN>叩</SPAN>-</SPAN>叩的声音给吓住了</SPAN>. </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>这声音是从某个阴暗处传出他们被吓得浑身发抖</SPAN>, </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>接着他们发现有位老年人手执凿子正在凿一块墓碑</SPAN>. </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>其中一位男子便说</SPAN>:“</SPAN>我的天啊</SPAN>.</SPAN>先生</SPAN>,</SPAN>我们以为你是鬼耶</SPAN>, </SPAN>这么晚了</SPAN>,</SPAN>你在这做什</SPAN> </SPAN>么啊</SPAN>? </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>老人骂道</SPAN>:’TMD,</SPAN>他们把我的名字拼错了</SPAN>.!!!! </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>(</SPAN>8</SPAN>)鬼火</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>在一个漆黑的夜里,一个人赶夜路,途经一片坟地。微风吹过,周围声音簌簌,</SPAN> </SPAN>直叫人汗毛倒竖,头皮发乍。就在这时,他忽然发现远处有一点红色的火光时隐时现。</SPAN> </SPAN></SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>他首先想到的就是</SPAN>“</SPAN>鬼火</SPAN>”</SPAN>。于是,他战战兢兢地拣起一块石头,朝亮光扔去。</SPAN> </SPAN>只见那火光飘飘悠悠地飞到了另一个坟头的后面。他更害怕了,又拣起一块石头朝火光</SPAN> </SPAN>扔了过去,只见那亮光又向另一个坟头飞去。</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>此时,他已经接近崩溃了。于是,又拣起了一块石头朝亮光扔去。这时,只听坟</SPAN> </SPAN>头后面传来了声音:</SPAN>“</SPAN>妈的,谁呀?拉泡屎都不让人拉痛快喽。一袋烟功夫砍了我三</SPAN> </SPAN>次。</SPAN>” </SPAN> (</SPAN>9</SPAN>)洋娃娃</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN>有一个计程车司机在计程车行工作。有一天的深夜,他正开车经过一片很荒凉的</SPAN> </SPAN>地方,四周一片漆黑;忽然看见前面荒地里有一座大厦,亮着昏暗的灯。他正在奇怪这</SPAN> </SPAN>里什么时候起了这样一座楼,就看到路边有一个小姐招手要坐他的车回家,那个小姐坐</SPAN> </SPAN>上车後,他就把车门关起来,开始开车,过了一会儿,他觉得很奇怪,为什么那个小姐</SPAN> </SPAN>都没说话,结果他往後照镜一看,哪有什么小姐,只有一个洋娃娃坐在那里,他吓个半</SPAN> </SPAN>死,抓起洋娃娃往窗外丢出去,回家後就大病了三个月</SPAN> </SPAN> </SPAN> ... |