宝马进入了政府采购的视线,</SPAN>好事呀! </SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 去年看日本的某个国际会议,</SPAN>日本人用丰田车接送各国的元首,</SPAN>心想,</SPAN>小日本太小气了.</SPAN>怎么也来个奔驰-</SPAN>宝马-</SPAN>奥迪也好,</SPAN>后来,</SPAN>日本媒体说'</SPAN>这些都是同盟国产品,</SPAN>弃之不用.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 中国有国产宝马了,</SPAN>凭什么不用呢?</SPAN>央央大国,</SPAN>应该用更高级的产品,</SPAN>逮议.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 一,</SPAN>部级,</SPAN>用林肯加长防弹专车,</SPAN>防止一小撮管制刀具,</SPAN>自然要与美国总统平级.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 二,</SPAN>厅级,</SPAN>用捍马加长指挥车,</SPAN>便于防止群众无理由集结,</SPAN>自然要超过fbi</SPAN>的管理水平.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 三,</SPAN>处级,</SPAN>用奔驰接待车,</SPAN>便于外籍使团用车,</SPAN>怎么也超过小曰本水准.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 四,</SPAN>科级,</SPAN>用大众类专车,</SPAN>省油,</SPAN>为节省纳税人资源合理配置.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 五,</SPAN>股级,</SPAN>用国产高级骄车,</SPAN>带动汽车产业发展,</SPAN>亦示政府亲民做风.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 六,</SPAN>乡镇长,</SPAN>实权人物,</SPAN>配置国产中级骄车,</SPAN>体现骄车下乡的美好风景.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 七,</SPAN>平民百姓,</SPAN>以上车型任选,</SPAN>只要你烧得起油.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 八,</SPAN>小偷,</SPAN>以上车型任选,</SPAN>禁止偷三年以内新车,</SPAN>还没玩够.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 九,</SPAN>乞儿,</SPAN>以上车型任选,</SPAN>许看不许摸.</SPAN></SPAN>
       </SPAN> 十,</SPAN>失业者,</SPAN>以上车型任选,</SPAN>只许想像.</SPAN></SPAN>
        </SPAN>以上十条,</SPAN>足可以显示中华民族之威严,</SPAN>又可管理好十亿平民之幸福生活,</SPAN>何乐而不为.</SPAN></SPAN>
 
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